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Yo Mama Nose Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Nose Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Nose Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about nose can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing all 18 Yo Mama Nose Jokes
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so stupid she played got your nose with Voldemort!
Yo mama so weird she picks her nose just to be gross!
Yo mama so white Charlie Sheen told her "the cocaine goes *in your nose* - not all over your face genius!"
Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she talks her nose hairs fall out.
Yo mama's nose hairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!
Yo mama's nose is so big, she can smell a fart coming.

Funny Yo Mama Nose Jokes

Yo mama's nose is so big, she can smell the future.
Yo mama's nose is so big, when she lies down, it looks like the Batcave.
Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
Yo mama's so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.
Yo moma so lazy, she stick her nose out the door and let the air blow it.
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Nose Jokes

Yo momma's nose is so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a quarter a booger came out George Washington's nose.

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