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Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about miscellaneous can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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At least my mother gets up to work in the morning.
Hey now let's get off momma's since we all know I got off yours last night!
I saw Yo momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I seen Yo mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
I told Yo momma to act her age so she keeled over and died.
I'm not here... but Yo mama's ;-)
The only way to get from point A to point B is around Yo mama's fat ass.

Funny Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

What's the difference between Yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds.
What's the difference between Yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair.
What's the difference between Yo momma and a walrus? One has whiskers and smells of fish... the other one is a walrus!
Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.
Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in years."
Yo mama is so classless she’s a Marxist utopia.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Miscellaneous Jokes

Yo mama is so flat that she makes the walls jealous!
Yo mama is so funny that she makes a yo chubby coon.
Yo mama is twice the man you are.
Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap
Yo mama realizes that the fact that you're crying means she's already given you something to cry about.
Yo mama smells so bad she made Right Gaurd go left.
Yo mama so American that her birthday song is the National Anthem.
Yo mama so American, she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.

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Yo mama so ancient her birth certificate says “expired.”
Yo mama so ancient the back of her head looks like a raisin.
Yo mama so annoying she annoyed the annoying orange.
Yo mama so brainwashed by the state, she lives by the code and dies by the code.
Yo mama so butch even her pool table has no balls.
Yo mama so classless she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so cold she gave me frostbite.

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