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Yo Mama Sport Jokes

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Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund.
  • Submitted by: Ali
Yo mama so stupid she tried to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
  • Submitted by: N. Gray
Yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an ATM.
  • Submitted by: PiiP
Yo mama's so fat John Cena can't lift her up.
Yo mama's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
  • Submitted by: R.A
Yo mama's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
  • Submitted by: vwwv
Yo mama's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
  • Submitted by: Isaac
Yo mama's so fat that it took Usain Bolt 3 years to run around her.
  • Submitted by: Depravity
Yo mama's so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat that she entered the Tour De France, and won with a time of 00:00.01, it turned out she was the length of the track.
Yo mama's so fat they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat when she plays football she play offense and defense.
  • Submitted by: Reece
Yo mama's so fat when she plays football she plays the interior line.