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Yo Mama Sport Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Sport Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Sport Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about sport can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo mama is like a hockey player; she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so fat people run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fit her abs belong on the cover of ESPN's Body Issue.
Yo mama so greasy if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot. Yo mama so greasy she uses Crisco to wash her hair.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Funny Yo Mama Sport Jokes

Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
Yo mama's so silly she told the NFL players to bring spoons to the Superbowl.
Yo mama's so stank she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an ATM.
Yo mama's so fat John Cena can't lift her up.
Yo mama's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Sport Jokes

Yo mama's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
Yo mama's so fat that it took Usain Bolt 3 years to run around her.
Yo mama's so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat that she entered the Tour De France, and won with a time of 00:00.01, it turned out she was the length of the track.
Yo mama's so fat they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so fat when she plays football she plays the interior line.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team!
Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo mamma's like a hockey playa, she doesn't changer her pads for 3 periods!
Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

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