Latest Yo Mama Jokes


These are the 15th latest yo mama jokes submitted by visitors of YoMamaJokes.xyz
Yo mama's so fat that your dad hired a bulldozer to have sex.
Yo mama's so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant - All you can eat for only $9.95!
Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
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  • 2016-11-30
  • Submitted by: ollo
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
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  • 2016-11-30
  • Submitted by: E.R.Q
Yo mama's like a turtle - once she's on her back she's fucked.
Yo mama's so nasty they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo mama's so nasty she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
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  • 2016-11-30
  • Submitted by: Son of Neil
Yo mama's so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
  • So rude
  • 2016-11-30
  • Submitted by: Donnetta
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, a real good suck.
Yo mama's so ugly when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mamma's so nasty she has to PUT ICE BETWEEN HER LEGS to keep crabs fresh.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
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  • 2016-11-30
  • Submitted by: yeah
Yo mama's so fat that when yo father wants to make love he has to slap her butt and ride the waves in.