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Yo mama head so big Goodyear is renting it out.
Yo mama head so big her head can't fit through her shirt hole!
Yo mama head so big if she don't give head then what the fuck is she living for?
Yo mama head so big she washes her hair at Niagara Falls!
Yo mama head so big they call her beany.
Yo mama head so big they discovered she's a planet.
Yo mama so bald if you look at he head you'll go blind!
Yo mama so bald you can play air hockey on her head.
Yo mama so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so ugly if it weren't for her big ears, you couldn't tell her head from her butt.
Yo mama so ugly she always keeps three bags handy: one for her head, one for your own head in case hers fell off, and one by the door in case anyone walked in.
Yo mama so ugly she has to wear a bag over her head, you wear a bag over your own head whenever you see her in case her bag breaks, and you bring a third bag to puke into if you end up having to look at her anyway.
Yo mama so ugly she was born with a bag over her head!
Yo mama soooooooo ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection shook its head!
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's head is so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama's so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.
Yo mama's so stupid she combs the hair in her nose and not on her head.
Yo mama's so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama’s head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama’s head is so small that she uses a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma so dumb they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
Yo momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo momma's head is so short that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma's so old the back of her head looks like a raisin.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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