Yo Mama Body Parts Jokes



Yo mama has no fingers and talking about she's gonna press charges.
Yo mama has no legs and talking about she's running things.
  • Submitted by: Jimmy Waves
Yo mama has one ear and talking about she wants to hear both sides of the story.
  • Submitted by: Crash
Yo mama has one leg and talking about, "You can lean on me."
Yo mama head so big Goodyear is renting it out.


Yo mama head so big her head can't fit through her shirt hole!
Yo mama head so big if she don't give head then what the fuck is she living for?
  • Submitted by: Wang
Yo mama head so big she washes her hair at Niagara Falls!
  • Submitted by: Daniel
Yo mama head so big they call her beany.
Yo mama head so big they discovered she's a planet.


Yo mama so cross-eyed she is dyslexic and reads perfectly!
Yo mama so cross-eyed she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama so cross-eyed when she cries the tears run down her back.
  • Submitted by: Thrasher
Yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!
  • Submitted by: Crash
Yo mama so fat her body mass her body is measured in arces