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Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about cross-eyed can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing all 16 Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so cross-eyed she is dyslexic and reads perfectly!
Yo mama so cross-eyed she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Yo mama so cross-eyed when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo mama so cross-eyed when she has sex she thinks it's a threesome!
Yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.

Funny Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes

Yo mama’ so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don’t know if it’s up or down.
Yo mama’ so cross-eyed, every time she cries tears fall down her back.
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side.
Yo momma so cross-eyed that she tried to pick up a dime and picked up two nickels.
Yo momma's so cross-eyed when she cries the tears roll down her back.
Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

More Hilarious Yo Mama so Cross-Eyed Jokes

Yo momma's so crosseyed she dropped a dime and picked up 2 nickels.

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