Yo Mama Dumb Jokes



Yo mama so dumb I asked her what she does for a living and she said breathe.
  • Submitted by: Dave
Yo mama so dumb if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
Yo mama so dumb she brought a ladder to go to HIGH SCHOOL!
  • Submitted by: Trevor
Yo mama so dumb she couldn’t see the forest cause “the trees were blocking it.”
  • Submitted by: Sobol
Yo mama so dumb she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!


Yo mama so dumb she got a job climbing trees because she wanted to be branch manager.
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama so dumb she put sugar on her bed? Because she wanted sweet dreams!
Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
  • Submitted by: Sam
Yo mama so dumb she thinks monogamy is a game by Milton Bradley.
  • Submitted by: Pierce
Yo mama so dumb she thought floppy disk was when her back hurt.


Yo mama so dumb she thought getting on the Net meant putting on her stockings
  • Submitted by: Declan
Yo mama so dumb she took a doughnut back cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so dumb she used a ruler to measure how long she sleeps.
  • Submitted by: Beth Eagle
Yo mama so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."