Yo mama so fat if Naix infests her it takes him ten minutes to get back out.
Yo mama so fat she broke the 64 block limit on Minecraft.
Yo mama so fat she doesent play temple run, she play temple roll!
Yo mama so fat she is a board on the MARIO PARTY GAMES!
Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.
Yo mama so fat the chat wheel can’t decide on which lane she is.
Yo mama so fat the infamous Hungry Pumkin could eat her!
Yo mama so fat when she made a ps3 account the network crashed.
Yo mama so fat when she plays Mortal Kombat, Sub Zero cant freeze her.
Yo mama so poor that if you bring home a mario game she'll try to eat the
Yo mama so ugly even Sly Cooper doesn't steal her valuables!
Yo mama so ugly she broke fix-it-Felix Jr.’s hammer.
Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said "Stay over there".