Yo Mama so poor



Yo mama so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked if she lost one and she said, "No, I found one".
  • Submitted by: Tino Rijnberg
Yo mama so poor I stepped on a lit match and she said : ”who turned off the heat???”
  • Submitted by: Halifax
Yo mama so poor she has ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so poor the IRS can't even figure out how much she's worth.
Yo mama so poor when you asked could i go 2 the restroom she saud pick a coner.


Yo mama so por, she can't even afford the other o!
Yo mama's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
  • Submitted by: ****
Yo mama's so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!
Yo mama's so poor she can't even afford her life.
Yo mama's so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare!


Yo mama's so poor she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mama's so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.
  • Submitted by: Toommy
Yo mama's so poor that burglars break in and leave money.
  • Submitted by: ed
Yo mama's so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.
  • Submitted by: Alistair
Yo mama's so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
  • Submitted by: Alberto