Yo Mama Home Jokes



Yo mama's so fat when i rang the door bell, she checked the microwave.
Yo mama's so fat when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
  • Submitted by: henrik89
Yo mama's so fat when she opens the refrigerator, it says "Uncle!"
  • Submitted by: Sandi
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet it broke right into pieces.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her microwave to buy a frozen microwave burrito.


Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the floor.
  • Submitted by: Darkman
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought she could make scrambled eggs in the microwave.
Yo mama's so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave.
Yo mamma's so fat when she sat on a chair it broke into pieces.
Yo momma so ugly that when she came into the room, the mice jumped up on the chairs.
  • Submitted by: Rick