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Yo mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama is so old when she takes a dump they consider that shit fossil fuel!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old if you tell her to act her age she'll die.
Yo mama so old in Jurassic Park even all the dinosaurs knew her.
Yo mama so old she *** out fossils
Yo mama so old she celebrated the first Christmas.
Yo mama so old she didn't feel so good either!
Yo mama so old she doesn't have a camel toe she has a chicken gizard
Yo mama so old she helped name the planets.
Yo mama so old she looks like my *** sack...
Yo mama so old she saw the big bang.
Yo mama so old she went to an antique store they wouldn't let her leave.
Yo mama so old she’s got an autographed copy of the Bible.
Yo mama so old the old gods pray to HER!
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
Yo mama so old when she breast feeds it comes out like powder.
Yo mama so old when the dinosaurs were in history class, they learned about the prehistoric human.
Yo mama so old when you talk about dinosaurs she has flashbacks
Yo mama so old, that she took Moses to her high school prom.
Yo mama so old......in history class she wrote down what she was doing
Yo mama's so old her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama's so old her first pet was a T-Rex.
Yo mama's so old she stops by at museums to see a few familiar faces...
Yo mama's so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea
Yo mama's so old that her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama's so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old that when i took a picture of her it came out black and white
Yo mama's so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals
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