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Yo Mama Animal Jokes

Looking for yo mama animal jokes? We have listed some of the most popular, stupid, ugly, dirty, funniest, wicked and insulting yo mama animal jokes you can find on the internet. So, are you ready for the funniest yo mama animal jokes you have ever come across? Make sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
  • Submitted by: michal
Yo mama owes my dog some change.
  • Submitted by: TSB
Yo mama so fat a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Yo mama so fat she tied a snake and made it into her bracelet.
  • Submitted by: Son of Jack
Yo mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a chinese restaurant.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
  • Submitted by: Neal
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming a boy said "look mom a whale!"
Yo mama so fat when the people push her into the water there isn't enough room for the whales.
  • Submitted by: Matthijs
Yo mama so stupad she thinks sonic is an animal hedgehog with no shoes.
  • Submitted by: Bung
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke!
  • Submitted by: david
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
  • Submitted by: Zuniga
Yo mama so stupid that if you asked her for a pet she would give you a human.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a hungry pit bull off a meat truck.