Yo Mama Animal Jokes

I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
  • Submitted by: michal
Yo mama owes my dog some change.
  • Submitted by: TSB
Yo mama so fat a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.
Yo mama so fat she tied a snake and made it into her bracelet.
  • Submitted by: Son of Jack

Yo mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a chinese restaurant.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
  • Submitted by: Neal
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming a boy said "look mom a whale!"
Yo mama so fat when the people push her into the water there isn't enough room for the whales.
  • Submitted by: Matthijs

Yo mama so stupad she thinks sonic is an animal hedgehog with no shoes.
  • Submitted by: Bung
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke!
  • Submitted by: david
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
  • Submitted by: Zuniga
Yo mama so stupid that if you asked her for a pet she would give you a human.
Yo mama so ugly she could scare a hungry pit bull off a meat truck.