Yo mama smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds.
Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama so dumb she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video.
Yo mama so fat her favorite actor is Kevin Bacon.
Yo mama so fat Matthew McConaughey went interstellar around her ass.
Yo mama so fat she couldn't get the part in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Yo mama so fat she crushed Godzilla.
Yo mama so fat when she go to the beach people yell "FREE WILLY".
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so hairy that every one thinks she is King Kong.
Yo mama so old she remembers Leslie Neilsen as a straight actor.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the star of Austin Powers was Michael Myers!
Yo mama so stupid she watched Scary Movie 4 and had nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly even Godzilla was afraid!
Yo mama so ugly even the facehuggers from the movie "Alien" run away from her!