Yo Mama Face Jokes

If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

Yo daddy so ugly when people look at him their face burns to ashes.

Yo mama is so tall, the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so ugly not even surgery could fix her face.

Yo mama so ugly she has a face that would sink a thousand ships.

Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ax.

Yo mama so ugly she needs 2 paper bags to cover her face.

Yo mama so ugly she slapped herself and her face slapped her back.

Yo mama so ugly that her face looks like a bag of chisels.

Yo mama so ugly that her face looks like someone had set fire to it, and then put out the fire with a hammer.

Yo mama so ugly that you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor looked at both her ass and her face and said, "Saimese twins!"

Yo mama talks so fast her face is Lorentz-contracted.

Yo mama's face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.

Yo mama's so old she stops by at museums to see a few familiar faces...

Yo mama's so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on wednesday.

Yo mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo mama's so ugly she uses her face for birth control.

Yo mama's so ugly that a sculpture of her face is used when torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

Yo mama's so ugly that government intelligence agencies have to pixelize her face when spying on her.

Yo mama's so ugly that her face is blurred on her driver's license.

Yo mama's so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.

Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she were born, because her face stopped the clock!