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Yo Mama Television Jokes

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Yo mama so dumb it take the bitch an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!
  • Submitted by: Henry
Yo mama so fat and bald she look like a bad Homer Simpson crossplay.
Yo mama so fat it took a chestburster 3 weeks to get out of her.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV.
Yo mama so fat when she passed by the T.V. you missed 2 episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama so fat when she walked across the room I missed 10 episodes of the walking dead.
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 seasons.
  • Submitted by: Finley
Yo mama so fat when she walks bye the T.V. you miss 3 comercials.
  • Submitted by: *
Yo mama so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and called it pay-per-view.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Cake Wars was a food fight.
  • Submitted by: Nathan hughes
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead she made the zombies regret chasing her.
  • Submitted by: Taylor
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead zombies started running from her.
  • Submitted by: Luke
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead, the zombies didn't eat her because they thought she was one of them.
  • Submitted by: o.a
Yo mama so ugly Negan from the Walking Dead was thinking that she already was hit by Lucille.
Yo mama so ugly that the walkers in the Walking Dead run from her.