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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so dumb it take the bitch an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama so fat and bald she look like a bad Homer Simpson crossplay.
Yo mama so fat it took a chestburster 3 weeks to get out of her.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV.
Yo mama so fat when she passed by the T.V. you missed 2 episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama so fat when she walked across the room I missed 10 episodes of the walking dead.
Yo mama so fat when she walked past the TV I missed 3 seasons.
Yo mama so fat when she walks bye the T.V. you miss 3 comercials.
Yo mama so huge Dora gave up!
Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the T.V. and called it pay-per-view.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Cake Wars was a food fight.
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead she made the zombies regret chasing her.
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead zombies started running from her.
Yo mama so ugly in the walking dead, the zombies didn't eat her because they thought she was one of them.
Yo mama so ugly Negan from the Walking Dead was thinking that she already was hit by Lucille.
Yo mama so ugly that the walkers in the Walking Dead run from her.
Yo mama so ugly that the walkers thought she was one of them.
Yo mama so ugly that whenever the cast of Friends talked about "the ugly naked guy" across the street, they were talking about her.
Yo mama so ugly when she was in the zombie apocalypse, the zombies would not eat her brains!
Yo mama so ugly when she watches TV, the channels change themselves!
Yo mama so white Charlie Sheen told her "the cocaine goes *in your nose* - not all over your face genius!"
Yo mama's so stupid that she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama's so fat dora can’t even explore her.
Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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