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Yo Mama Politicla Jokes

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Yo mama has no legs and talking about she's going to run for president.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the Wall.
  • Submitted by: Giovanni
Yo mama so fat Donald Trump couldn't AFFORD to build a wall around her.
Yo mama so fat McCain refers to her as "Those Ones."
  • Submitted by: liu
Yo mama so old that she take cares george washington when he was young.
Yo mama so short, she went under Trump's wall.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks Republican and Democrat politicians are different.
Yo mama so stupid she votes for Trump.
Yo mama so ugly she beat Trump in an ugly contest.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to support Trump he looked at her and he asked his gaurds to take away the mirror he was looking at.
  • Submitted by: Fred
Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!
Yo mama's so annoying that George Bush banned her from the United States.
Yo mama's so fat Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
  • Submitted by: Darrell
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!
  • Submitted by: nameless