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Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes

Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mama Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, ugly, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mamma jokes in history. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of our insulting Yo momma jokes and you will laugh out loud all the time!

Yo mama has done so much work supporting your sorry butt that that she was classified as a public utility.
  • Nerd
  • Submitted by: lorna88
Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight.
  • Nerd
  • Submitted by: jazzetj
Yo momma's so groovy, the police pays her to clear unauthorized demonstrations.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
Yo mama's so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels.
Yo mama's so fat she is the wall between Mexico and USA!
Yo moma is so fat when she dies the stairway to heaven will break!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born on the ugly side of yo family tree, she hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat......Saturn is borrowing her hula-hoop.