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Yo mama's so dumb she thinks S-Y-F-Y is the right way to spell Sci-Fi!
Yo mama so fat she stuffed a turkey with her fat.
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Yo momma's so stupid she couldn't read a audio book.
Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
Yo momma's throat is so tough she could gargle peanut butter!
Yo momma's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked?"
Yo mama's so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.
Yo mama's a sight for sore eyes; only guys with sore eyes might find her pretty.