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This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.


Yo momma's so fat she has to use the ocean as her toilet!
Yo mama's house is so small I walked in the front door and tripped on the back fence.
Yo mama's so ugly when Sam Smith saw her, he said "Oh won't you stay away from me."
Yo momma's so ugly that, when she was born, the doctor threw her to the wolves- and the wolves threw her back.
Yo mama so fat she ate a burger in 1 bite.
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  • Submitted by: Jenna
Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.
Yo mama's so statist she requires Santa to have a chimney sweep permit.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
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  • Submitted by: ibrahim
Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.
Yo mama's so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.