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Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes

Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mama Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, ugly, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mamma jokes in history. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of our insulting Yo momma jokes and you will laugh out loud all the time!

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming.
Yo momma's so old when she was in history class they just wrote down what they were doing
Yo momma's so fat her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! TSUNAMI!!"
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma's so fat when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck.
Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo mama's so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.