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Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes

Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mama Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, ugly, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mamma jokes in history. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of our insulting Yo momma jokes and you will laugh out loud all the time!

Yo mama's so fat we used to take her to the beach and sell shade.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo moma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said, 'One person at a time please'.
  • So fat
  • Submitted by: Ronald M.
Yo mama's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by sonar!!
Yo mama's so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
  • Money
  • Submitted by: Griffith
Yo mamma so fat Sai ran out of ink trying to paint just her arm rolls.
Yo mama so fat she crushed Godzilla.
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo mama's so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.