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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.


Yo mama's so big she gets her toe nails painted at Macco
Yo mama so fat there were no eagles to carry Frodo to Mordor because they were all in orbit around her.
Yo mama's so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
Yo mama's so fat she played billiards with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo mama's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo mama’s breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly’s Butterscotch Barf-ies.
Yo mama's so stupid her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.