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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butterscotch.
  • Teeth
  • Submitted by: aquarius
Yo mamma's so fat she has three back pockets.
  • So fat
  • Submitted by: Parker II
Yo mama's so ugly even PEWDIEPIE screamed because he thought she was a horror game.
Yo mama's so fat she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
Yo mama so ugly you remember that troll that attacked Hogwarts and was defeated in the girl's bathroom during our first year? That was her. That was Yo mama.
Yo mama's so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama so fat that she fell on top of a mountain and it turned into a mole hill.
Yo momma's so fat the only reason she started reading The Hunger Games is because she thought it was about food.
Yo mama's face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so dumb even Naruto can’t believe it.