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Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes

Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mama Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, ugly, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mamma jokes in history. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of our insulting Yo momma jokes and you will laugh out loud all the time!

Yo mama smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo mama so fat when she walked through a drive through people thought she was a Cadillac escalade.
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks square roots are vegetables.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so ugly when she tries to put lipstick on it crawls back into the tube.
Yo mama so dumb when she heard the middle of the road is where accidents happen, she went there and peed herself.
Yo mama's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat people dont even need the aim-assist to quick-scope her!
Yo mama so ugly that the Elephant Man joined the mob against her claiming she was an animal.
Yo momma's so slow the weeping angels didn't get her cause they thought she was already stone.