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This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.


Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
  • So fat
  • Submitted by: Captain James
Yo mama so big, she experiences gravity in space.
Yo mama's so poor that when she tells people her address, she says "it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster."
Yo mama's so fat Choji told her to lose weight.
  • Anime
  • Submitted by: Doctor Z
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!
  • Teeth
  • Submitted by: >>------>
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma's so fat she logged in and instantly got the Explorer achievement.
Yo daddy so old I slapped him on the back and his nuts fell off!
Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.
Yo momma's so old the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.