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Welcome to Yo Mama Jokes

Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mama Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, ugly, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mamma jokes in history. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of our insulting Yo momma jokes and you will laugh out loud all the time!

Yo mamma's so ugly she'd scare lightning up a tree.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light (Brody says) can you please move out of the way.
Yo momma so dumb they put the Sorting Hat on her head and all it heard was an echo.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes a Purugly look cute.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
Yo mama so ugly she needs 2 paper bags to cover her face.
Yo mama so big, she could be used to repel an asteroid.
Yo mama so old she dated Marco Polo.
Yo mama's so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.