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Yo mama's so ugly she makes villagers look gorgeous.
Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286.
The mass of Yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
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Yo momma's so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama so ugly she got turned down for "Girls Gone Wilding"
Yo mama's so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama' so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo momma's such a slut, she uses an atlas to find her ex-s.
Yo mama so stupid she though a quarterback was a refund.