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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.


Yo mama's so stupid I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama's so ugly she's the third dog in the House Clegane sigil.
Yo momma so fat she can destroy a horcrux by sitting on it!
Yo mama, is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo momma's so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted "What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.
Yo mama's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo mama's so ugly she's Donald trumps wife.
Yo family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!