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Incredible collection of Yo Mamma Jokes!

This is one of the biggest collection of Yo Mamma Jokes on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, insulting, hilarious, wicked and funniest yo mama jokes ever created. Remember that laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! Be sure to read all of them.


Yo mama so pretty, that she makes blind kids see again.
Yo mama's so fat when she dies, the grim reaper is gonna have to make two trips.
Yo mama wears so much make up, the Joker think it's too much.
Yo mama's so fat dora can’t even explore her.
Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so fat when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."
Yo mama's so ugly even Urahara wont look at her.
Yo mama's so old she sat next to Ben Franklin in kindergarden
Yo mamma's so big, if she passed in front of a star, the Kepler telescope be like, "Yo, we just found a new Super Jovian planet."
Yo mama's so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.