Yo Mama Money Jokes



Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George Washington said o hail can you see, get your fat ass off me!
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.
Yo mama's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
  • Submitted by: MoneyMoney


Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
  • Submitted by: Kai
Yo mama's so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
Yo mama's so fat that she gets group insurance.
  • Submitted by: XsilverX
Yo mama's so poor she doesn't even have a penny in Monopoly.
  • Submitted by: Sobol


Yo mama's so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.
Yo mama's so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so stupid she walked into a 99 cent store and asked for a price check.
  • Submitted by: NY
Yo mama's so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
  • Submitted by: Griffith
Yo mama's so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
  • Submitted by: Teresa