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Yo Mama Obscene Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Obscene Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Obscene Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about obscene can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing all 22 Yo Mama Obscene Jokes
'Scuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in Yo mama's mouth?.
Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama got her nipples pierced..all 3 of them.
Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so bad at sex, the only kind of head she gives is severed.
Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
Yo mama so cross-eyed when she has sex she thinks it's a threesome!

Funny Yo Mama Obscene Jokes

Yo mama so fat instead of clapping cheeks she claps chins.
Yo mama so fat she masterbates to the food channel.
Yo mama so fat that your dad has to have a "heavy machinary" license to have sex.
Yo mama so hairy I was licking her vagin, and heard one of her crabs swingin' like Tarzan, going, "AHHAHUHAHHUHHHHH AHUHAHHUHHHHH!"
Yo mama so nasty I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Yo mama so stupid she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would help his unemployment.
Yo mama so stupid she put cat-food down her pants to feed her pussy.
Yo mama so talentless she got fired from a blowjob.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Obscene Jokes

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.
Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.
Yo mommas nipples so big when you where a baby you opened your mouth so wide and still couldnt fit the whole thing in to eat.

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