Yo mama farts so much, they call her butt the Wind Scar.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Yamamoto was bathing when he releases.
Yo mama so fat Chouji didnt even want to get laid by her!
Yo mama so fat even Naruto couldn't summon her.
Yo mama so fat Orochimaru summoned her to slow down a Bijuu bomb.
Yo mama so fat she couldn't FIT down the toilet into the Demon Kingdom!
Yo mama so fat she eats more food than Chouji eats in a week!
Yo mama so fat that Goku summon her as s energy ball.
Yo mama so fat that Madara used her as a meteor to wipe out the ninja alliance.
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped and fell to the ground, the other half of skypiea fell down with her.
Yo mama so fat when luffy fell on her he thought he discovered a island!
Yo mama so hairy her armpits look like Komamaru.
Yo mama so horny, she uses voltorbs for ben-wa balls.
Yo mama so old she was there when the World Government was created!
Yo mama so old the Shinigami's dismiss her!