When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles, her teeth look like dice.
Yo mama so white, when she smiles her teeth look yellow.
Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
Yo mama teeth is so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.
Yo mama's breath smell so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.
Yo mama's buck teeth are so big it looks like she's gota a pair of baby shoes in her mouth.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama's teeth are so black she spits "Yoo-hoo"!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's teeth are so ugly she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.