Yo Mama Teeth Jokes

When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles, her teeth look like dice.
  • Submitted by: Issa
Yo mama so white, when she smiles her teeth look yellow.
  • Submitted by: patdap
Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
  • Submitted by: jim
Yo mama teeth is so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.
  • Submitted by: vwwv

Yo mama's breath smell so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.
  • Submitted by: Huang
Yo mama's buck teeth are so big it looks like she's gota a pair of baby shoes in her mouth.
  • Submitted by: Hellbound
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order.
  • Submitted by: dance maniac

Yo mama's teeth are so black she spits "Yoo-hoo"!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
  • Submitted by: Hugh
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.
  • Submitted by: player1917
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's teeth are so ugly she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
  • Submitted by: Käyhkö