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Yo Mama Teeth Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Teeth Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Teeth Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about teeth can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing 1 to 30 of 45 Yo Mama Teeth Jokes
When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
Yo mama breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles, her teeth look like dice.
Yo mama so white, when she smiles her teeth look yellow.
Yo mama teeth are so black, the car’s check oil light comes on.
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Funny Yo Mama Teeth Jokes

Yo mama teeth is so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.
Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Yo mama's breath smell so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck.
Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.
Yo mama's buck teeth are so big it looks like she's gota a pair of baby shoes in her mouth.
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
Yo mama's so ugly she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Teeth Jokes

Yo mama's teeth are so big when she laughs she stabs herself in the chest.
Yo mama's teeth are so black she spits "Yoo-hoo"!
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama's teeth are so jacked they look like a toolbox of rusty nails.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when God said let there be light, she opened her mouth.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings "We're Walking on Sunshine."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim she missed.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, it looks like she's got a mouthful of corn pops.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butterscotch.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade

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