Yo Mama Comics Jokes

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.
  • Submitted by: God
Yo mama so fat Hulk calls her for squashing.
  • Submitted by: :-)
Yo mama so fat not even HULK could lift her.
  • Submitted by: Darren C.
Yo mama so fat Spider-Man web can't even hold her.
  • Submitted by: Meadow G
Yo mama so lazy Garfield is her personal trainer.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked into ghost riders eyes he died.
Yo mama so ugly when the flash saw her, he ran half way across the world!
  • Submitted by: Verbeck
Yo mama wears so much make up, the Joker think it's too much.
Yo mama's nose is so big, when she lies down, it looks like the Batcave.
Yo mama's so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger too.
  • Submitted by: sam

Yo mama's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
Yo mama's so fat her farts are the reason Krypton blew up!
Yo mama's so fat she killed Wolverine with one fart.
Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife.
Yo mama's so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
  • Submitted by: varrien