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Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Nerd Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Nerd Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about nerd can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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A YIG oscillator can not vibrate near the frequency at which Yo mom has intercourse.
According to string theory, there are ten dimensions, four for us and the other six are for Yo mom.
I forked Yo mom last night, but then I had to rebase --hard.
I tried to import Yo mom and received array out of bounds ...
If we were to code Yo mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //Yo mom's recursively fat.
Merging Yo momma's branches always causes merge conflicts.

Funny Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

The infinite series of Yo mama from 0 to infinity is strictly diverging.
The integral of Yo mama's fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
The lateral equation of Yo mom compared to the circumference of two congruent circles equidistant from a center point is 5.
The limit of Yo mama's ass goes to infinity.
The mass of Yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
The topology of Yo mom's very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves.
The volume of Yo mama's an improper integral.
When I go down on Yo mama she returns a HTTP 413

More Hilarious Yo Mama Nerd Jokes

When Yo mom and friends get together and hold hands, we call it token ring..
Yo mama = x/0 for every x in Yo mama.
Yo mama conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
Yo mama emits so much gas she has monthly carbon bill.
Yo mama gets so mad meteors slow down and wait.
Yo mama has done so much work supporting your sorry butt that that she was classified as a public utility.
Yo mama has so much inertia, she's still at rest.
Yo mama is so big that her toes are receding away from her head at super-luminal velocities.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama so big she don't need no leash, her dog's on orbit.
Yo mama so crazy, she makes pi look rational.
Yo mama so fat her mass exceeded that of a black hole, warping the fabric of spacetime and sending her to the age of the dinosaurs, the end of the Cretaceous period to be exact.
Yo mama so fat she's three big macs away from a singularity.
Yo mama so fat she's three meals away from collapsing into a singularity!
Yo mama so fat that when she comes down the uplink pipe, I have to enable jumbo packets!
Yo mama so fat the only math symbol she knows, is PI.

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