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Yo mama so big she looked on her own child and it looked like an ant.
Yo mama so big she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama so big she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama so big that it takes 3 satellites to track her.
Yo mama so big that when she stands up, half the city blacks out!
Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.
Yo mama so big they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most."
Yo mama so big when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's ass is so big she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.
Yo mama's so big she can't wear an X jacket because choppers keep landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big she gets her toe nails painted at Macco
Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.
Yo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher.
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mamma's so big, she is discovered as the source of the Great Attractor.
Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.
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