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Yo Daddy Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Daddy Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Daddy Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about yo daddy can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Yo daddy is so Poor that he got a shot gun for a horn
Yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Yo daddy so black he gets lost in the dark.
Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo daddy so fat he went to court and the judge said, "Order in the court" and he said, "Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!"

Funny Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family.
Yo daddy so fat that when he sat down on the couch next to Yo mama, no-one ever saw it or Yo mama again!
Yo daddy so fat that when we went in line for the Arizona Diamondbacks, I told him, "We have to wait one hour." But when we went in line, we were already to the front.
Yo daddy so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Yo daddy so old I slapped him on the back and his nuts fell off!
Yo daddy so poor he found five cent on the ground and said, "Ooh, it's my pay check!"
Yo daddy so short he made Kevin Hart look tall!
Yo daddy so short that when he smokes weed, he can't get high!

More Hilarious Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo daddy so stupid he got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Yo daddy so stupid he locked himself in the bathroom and peed himself!
Yo daddy so stupid he ordered a cheeseburger without cheese!
Yo daddy so stupid he put two quarters in his ear and thought he was listening to the rapper 50 cent!
Yo daddy so stupid he thought that chuck norris was a girl.
Yo daddy so stupid when he heard he was going to have a baby, he started pushing!
Yo daddy so stupid when he saw a shooting on television he called the police!
Yo daddy so ugly he gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo daddy so ugly that Sonic runs fast because of him!
Yo daddy so ugly the goldfish crackers don't smile back!
Yo daddy so ugly when he uploaded his picture to Facebook, he broke it!
Yo daddy so ugly when people look at him their face burns to ashes.
Yo daddy's dick so small, if Yo mama was an ant, she still couldn't play with it!
Yo daddy’s so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo dad’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.

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