Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
Yo daddy so black he gets lost in the dark.
Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo daddy so fat he went to court and the judge said, "Order in the court" and he said, "Can I get a double cheeseburger, extra large fries and matter fact the whole menu!"
Yo daddy so fat he's on both sides of the family.
Yo daddy so fat that when he sat down on the couch next to Yo mama, no-one ever saw it or Yo mama again!
Yo daddy so fat that when we went in line for the Arizona Diamondbacks, I told him, "We have to wait one hour." But when we went in line, we were already to the front.
Yo daddy so fat when he farted the president blamed him for global warming.
Yo daddy so old I slapped him on the back and his nuts fell off!
Yo daddy so poor he found five cent on the ground and said, "Ooh, it's my pay check!"
Yo daddy so short he made Kevin Hart look tall!
Yo daddy so short that when he smokes weed, he can't get high!
Yo daddy so stupid he got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.