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Yo mama Star Wars Jokes

Are you looking for Yo mama Star Wars Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo mama Star Wars Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about star wars can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing 1 to 30 of 68 Yo mama Star Wars Jokes
Yo mama is so old, she trained Yada'so master in the force!
Yo mama is so tall, the Kaminoans had to look up to see her face.
Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot. And now R2D2 has AIDS
Yo mama so fat and ugly she didn't need a suit to play Jamba the Hutt.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Dorito!
Yo mama so fat Obi wan kenobi said “yep thats a fucking moon”.
Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon - that's Yo mama!"

Funny Yo mama Star Wars Jokes

Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.
Yo mama so fat she pooped out the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat that the Sarlaac Pit couldn't eat her!
Yo mama so fat that they covered her and used her as a death star.
Yo mama so fat that Wedge Antilles said "Look at the size of that thing!"
Yo mama so hairy when she moans she sounds like Chewbacca.
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.
Yo mama so stupid she spent the whole day saying "am not" to R2!

More Hilarious Yo mama Star Wars Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
Yo mama so stupid, Jar Jar questioned her existance!
Yo mama's so dumb she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles!
Yo mama's so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.
Yo mama's back is so hairy it looks like she's giving Chewbacca a piggy-back ride.
Yo mama's so dumb she though a lightsaber has fewer calories!
Yo mama's so fat and full of bush, the Wookiees named their planet after her!

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama's so fat Jabba the Hutt said "Hargh!"
Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar.
Yo mama's so fat that even storm troopers cant mis her.
Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!
Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.
Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.
Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

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