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When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
Yo mama smells so bad that the doctor diagnosed her with breath cancer.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test by taking all of the drugs!
Yo mama so stupid she told the doctor she has a "buttcrack".
Yo mama so stupid when the doctor told her to burn some calories she set a fat kid on fire!
Yo mama so ugly not even surgery could fix her face.
Yo mama so ugly that the doctor slapped everyone in the room.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor looked at both her ass and her face and said, "Saimese twins!"
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I think it is a child..."
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor screamed, "Put it BACK! PUT IT BACK!!!"
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped the afterbirth by mistake.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor took her and told her mama, "If this thing doesn't start to cry in ten seconds, it was a tumor."
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.
Yo mama's so fat she now suffers from heart issues and is now heavily burdened by health care costs.
Yo mama's so fat the Doctor caught her eating his psychic paper, thinking it was a burger.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked in to the doctors surgery she was the 3rd 4th and 5th paitent.
Yo mama's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama's so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for a urine test.
Yo mama's so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes medicine sick.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!
Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor had to slap the nurse to stop her screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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