Yo Mama Face Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

Yo mama's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.

Yo mama's so ugly when Deadpool saw her he said did francis mess up your face too.

Yo mamma's so ugly her tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face.

Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.

Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.

Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.

Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?

Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog!

Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango

Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.

Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.

Yo momma got a face like someone has been chopping sticks on her face ... and left the axe in!

Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel

Yo momma so fat we went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit on.

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick!

Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails, FACE DOWN!

Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.

Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled