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Yo Mama Dinosaur Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Dinosaur Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Dinosaur Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about dinosaur can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo mama is so fat that scientists discovered it was yo mama that made dinosaurs extinct.
Yo mama so fat her mass exceeded that of a black hole, warping the fabric of spacetime and sending her to the age of the dinosaurs, the end of the Cretaceous period to be exact.
Yo mama so nasty, when she eats a burger, it's like watching Jurassic Park.
Yo mama so old in Jurassic Park even all the dinosaurs knew her.
Yo mama so old when the dinosaurs were in history class, they learned about the prehistoric human.
Yo mama so old when you talk about dinosaurs she has flashbacks
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.

Funny Yo Mama Dinosaur Jokes

Yo mama's so old she got her drivers license on a dinosaur
Yo mama's so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama's so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mamma so old that when snape did leglemency on her he saw some dinosaurs.
Yo momma so fat she jumped and caused the dinosaurs to become extinct.

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