This website uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website. For more information, please review our cookie policy and privacy policy.

Yo Mama Mythology Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Mythology Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Mythology Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about mythology can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing 1 to 30 of 37 Yo Mama Mythology Jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she makes Medusa look Gorgeous.
Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so white, she blinded the angels.
Yo mama so DAMN evil she is medusa's SISTER!
Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.
Yo mama so hairy and ugly when Bigfoot saw her he thought she was his true love.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Funny Yo Mama Mythology Jokes

Yo mama so hairy in Undertale, the monsters didn't identify her as a human.
Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot was taking picures.
Yo mama so hairy when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary runs away.
Yo mama so hairy, people screamed "BIGFOOT!"
Yo mama so ugly Bigfoot took pictures.
Yo mama so ugly one look at her could turn Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at another ugly person the they turned into stone.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Mythology Jokes

Yo mama's so hairy she was on the final episode was of finding Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!
Yo mama's so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat that Dracula got type 2 diabetes after biting her neck.
Yo mama's so fat the grim reaper he couldn't bring her to hell.
Yo mama's so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes.
Yo mama's so fat when she dies, the grim reaper is gonna have to make two trips.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama's so ugly bloody mary was scared of her.
Yo mama's so ugly Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein.
Yo mama's so ugly she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo mama's so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!
Yo mama's so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so ugly that she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

Still More Yo Mama Jokes to Explore

I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!

Do you have a funny joke about mythology that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!

Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great yo mama jokes.