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Yo Mama Nature Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Nature Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Nature Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about nature can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing all 13 Yo Mama Nature Jokes
Yo mama so dumb when I told her a Tsunami hit, she said “Why didn’t you hit back?”.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and thought she was in the kiddy pool.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! TSUNAMI!!"
Yo mama so fat that she fell on top of a mountain and it turned into a mole hill.
Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so fat they used her sweat to make the Pacific Ocean
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."

Funny Yo Mama Nature Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she jumpes in the sea she makes a tsunami.
Yo mama's so fat when she sweats, we call it El Niño.
Yo momma so fat she blocked the sun and caused the ice age.
Yo momma's so fat she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!
Your mamas so fat when she jumped into the ocean wales sang we are family even though shes fatter than me.

I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!

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