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Yo Mama Nature Jokes

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Yo mama so dumb when I told her a Tsunami hit, she said “Why didn’t you hit back?”.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and thought she was in the kiddy pool.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into a pool and the lifeguard screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! TSUNAMI!!"
  • Submitted by: Nour
Yo mama so fat that she fell on top of a mountain and it turned into a mole hill.
Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.
  • Submitted by: Clyde
Yo mama so fat they used her sweat to make the Pacific Ocean
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said "I'll wait my turn."
  • Submitted by: Andy Andersson
Yo mama's so fat when she jumpes in the sea she makes a tsunami.
Yo mama's so fat when she sweats, we call it El Niño.
Yo momma so fat she blocked the sun and caused the ice age.
Yo momma's so fat she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers said "TIMBER"!