Are you looking for Yo Mama Holiday Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Holiday Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about holiday can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama has more beard than Santa.
Yo mama is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.
Yo mama so fat Santa gave her a treadmil for Christmas.
Yo mama so fat she ate Santa's cookies and drank his milk.
Yo mama so fat that on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama so fat when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so old she celebrated the first Christmas.
Yo mama so scary the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so silly, she thought that Easter bunny was a Sunday bunny catch.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone when she was young.
Yo mama so ugly she'd look better as the Grinch.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama was going to be a Jack o' Lantern for Halloween, but she didn't have enough teeth for it.
Yo Mama's so mean that she gave me a toilet roll for a Christmas present.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole.
Yo mama's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama's so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
Yo mama's so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"
Yo mama's so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama's so fat that she was in the Macygs Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
Yo mama's so fat that when the doctor told her to lose weight by eating broccoli, the christmas tree went missing!
Yo mama's so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.
Yo mama's so short on Fourth of July they thought she was a fire cracker.
Yo mama's so statist she requires Santa to have a chimney sweep permit.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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