Yo Mama Holiday Jokes
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Yo mama has more beard than Santa.
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.
Yo mama so fat Santa gave her a treadmil for Christmas.
Yo mama so fat she ate Santa's cookies and drank his milk.
Yo mama so fat that on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama so fat when kids come over to her house on halloween, she says, "Trick or treat!"
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone when she was young.
Yo mama so ugly she'd look better as the Grinch.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama was going to be a Jack o' Lantern for Halloween, but she didn't have enough teeth for it.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole.
Yo mama's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.
Yo mama's so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.