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Yo Mama Technology Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Technology Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Technology Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about technology can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo mama is so silly she won’t play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.
Yo mama is so weird not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama So dumb she thought a harddrive was a rough road.
Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so dumb, she saw an apple on an iPhone and tried to eat it.
Yo mama so fat food trucks follow her on Twitter.

Funny Yo Mama Technology Jokes

Yo mama so fat she tried to eat my apple key.
Yo mama so fat that a picture of her takes up all your phone storage.
Yo mama so fat that she don’t need the internet she’s already world wide.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
Yo mama so fat they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.
Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so stingy, when she calls to ask about her application status she makes a collect call.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Technology Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she thought a Chromebook was a actual book.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Wii fit was a actual gym class.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple Store, to get a BIG MAC!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth!
Yo mama so tall Google Earth put a camera on her forehead
Yo mama so ugly Photoshop can't even fix her.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama so ugly she couldn't pass the human test signing up for Facebook.
Yo mama so ugly when she asked Siri to tell her a joke, Siri turned on the selfie cam.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined My space everybody left and joined Facebook.
Yo mama so ugly when she made a fave reveal on youtube "LIVE", her viewers killed themselves immediately.
Yo mama so white she gets a tan from watching the microwave.
Yo mama such a ninny, when she gets an e-mail of rejection she refreshes the page.
Yo mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.

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