Yo mama So dumb she thought a harddrive was a rough road.
Yo mama so dumb she went to the library to find Facebook.
Yo mama so fat food trucks follow her on Twitter.
Yo mama so fat she tried to eat my apple key.
Yo mama so fat that she don’t need the internet she’s already world wide.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
Yo mama so fat they used Google Earth for her school photo.
Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the Apple Store, to get a BIG MAC!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth!
Yo mama so tall Google Earth put a camera on her forehead
Yo mama so ugly she couldn't pass the human test signing up for Facebook.
Yo mama so ugly when she asked Siri to tell her a joke, Siri turned on the selfie cam.