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Yo Mama Geographic Jokes

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Yo mama so big her first step as a baby she made the grand canyon.
  • Submitted by: Nicole
Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi
  • Submitted by: Powerman
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat she got arested for cuasing the eartquake in china.
Yo mama so fat she jumped off the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
  • Submitted by: Dillon
Yo mama so fat she was the atomic bomb dropped on Japan.
  • Submitted by: Yomamafan32534XD
Yo mama so fat she wears the equator as a waist belt.
  • Submitted by: Damian
Yo mama so fat that her body fat percentage is above that of the total percentage of every human in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, combined.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
  • Submitted by: Sullivan
Yo mama so fat that went she stepped in the water, Thailand had to declare another tsunami warning.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the to of the Empire State Building, biplanes started flying around her and she tried to swat them down.
  • Submitted by: payhota
Yo mama so fat they couldn't get her through the Golden Gate Bridge!
Yo mama so stupid, when she wanted to try french toast, she took a trip to France!
  • Submitted by: hello
Yo mama's so Russian, when she was sick she thought she was fighting the cold war.
  • Submitted by: Jocke
Yo mama's so fat I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
  • Submitted by: rufus