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Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about fast food can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought a QUARTER POUNDER was a tiny heavyweight boxer.
Yo mama is so ugly she made a happy meal cry.
Yo mama so American, she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.
Yo mama so depressing she made a happy meal cry.
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
Yo mama so dumb when she saw a drive thru sign in McDonalds, she drove straight thru the building.

Funny Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

Yo mama so fat her address is McDonalds.
Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza… Hut.
Yo mama so fat she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.
Yo mama so fat that when i go to KFC she is always there.
Yo mama so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC.
Yo mama so fat the only thing keeping her from McDonald's is the door.
Yo mama so fat, to get her out of tight spaces, you have to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street.
Yo mama so greasy that McDonalds rubbed her body over all the French fries.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so poor she goes to K.F.C. to lick people finger's.
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so silly she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac.
Yo mama's so broke, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so easy that even Mc Flurries are harder to get.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is KFC.
Yo mama's so fat her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to Taco Bell EVERYONE runs for the boreder!
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked to the Mcdonalds her order was ready for her at the door.
Yo mama's so fat we took her to McDonalds to watch the sign change.
Yo mama's so fat when she drives thru Mcdonalds the cashier says ca ching.
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.

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