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Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop.
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
Yo mama's got a "wait" problem, she can't wait to eat.
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.
Yo mama's got only one ear, talk about wanting to hear both sides of the story.
Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines.
Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."
Yo mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
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