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Yo Mama got

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Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop.
  • Submitted by: Connor
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
  • Submitted by: Jados
Yo mama's got a "wait" problem, she can't wait to eat.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
  • Submitted by: Darren C.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
  • Submitted by: Teo
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
  • Submitted by: Roberta
Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
  • Submitted by: nextresearch
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's got more crust than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  • Submitted by: amatus