Are you looking for Yo Mama Science Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Science Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about science can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama is so heavy that when she turns around she produces easily measurable frame-dragging.
Yo mama is so massive she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so big, she can't fit into a black hole
Yo mama so big, she could be used to repel an asteroid.
Yo mama so big, she experiences gravity in space.
Yo mama so big, she surpasses the weight of Falcon 9's payload.
Yo mama so far, if she was put in space, the tides would change.
Yo mama so fat astronauts lose sight of the earth when she passes in front of the ISS.
Yo Mama so fat she bends the fabric of reality.
Yo mama so fat she fits perfectly between the Milky Way and Andromeda.
Yo mama so fat she reversed the effects of our carbon dioxide emissions, thus cooling the Earth to frigid temperatures.
Yo mama so fat that her circumference is larger than that of the earth.
Yo mama so fat that the force her mass exerts to the ground is enough to move the Earth into a different gravitational orbit.
Yo mama so fat the earth started orbiting around HER.
Yo mama so fat when she stands in front of the sun she instantly causes a solar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she walks she changes the earths rotation.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to space and walked out the spaceship, people thought there was a meteor!
Yo mama so huge, Nasa classified her as a planet.
Yo mama so smelly the world could smell her from Mars!
Yo mama so ugly her complexion makes Jupiter's surface look smooth as silk.
Yo mama so, so fat, Steven Hawkins based his black hole theory on her.
Yo Mama's so weird that she has her own branch of science.
Yo mama' so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat she beat Jupiter in the 'who's the biggest planet competition'.
Yo mama's so fat she played billiards with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.
Yo mama's so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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