Are you looking for Yo Mama Kid Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Kid Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about kids can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama so fat she’s the reason African kids are starving
Yo mama so old when she sits in the back seat the kids don’t scream ‘are we there yet’ they scream ‘is she dead yet’.
Yo Mama so ugly she is the reason why NERF gun bullets always get lost.
Yo mama so ugly when she want the kids to play with her the kids don't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat as a kid, she couldn't play Hide-n-seek, just seek.
Yo mama's so fat she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
Yo mama's so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
Yo mama's so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America!
Yo mama's so poor when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."
Yo mama's so ugly she made the blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears red, all the kids scream KOOLAID!
Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the blind kids she made them cry.
Your mama's so ugly ,when Bob the builder said "can we fix it" the team said "no we can't"
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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