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Yo Papa Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Papa Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Papa Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about yo papa can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

Showing all 14 Yo Papa Jokes
Yo Mama's so hairy people think she is yo papa.
Yo Papa is so dumb that he is saving up for a brain transplant.
Yo Papa is so fat that he has to wear Yo Mama's dresses.
Yo Papa is so fat that he has to wear Yo Mama's dresses.
Yo Papa is so forgetful he had to get his address tattooed on his forehead.
Yo Papa is so hairy that he has a team of sheep shearers working for him.
Yo Papa is so mean he digs up the nuts that squirrels bury.

Funny Yo Papa Jokes

Yo Papa is so short sighted the Optician has to visit him at home.
Yo Papa is so stinky that no other family lives on your block.
Yo Papa is so stinky that people hire him as a security guard. All he has to do is stand outside a premises and no one will come near.
Yo papa so dumb he married yo momma.
Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
Yo papa's so boring he doesn't even laugh at his own jokes.
Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.

I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!

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