Yo Mama Police Jokes

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking on the streets a police officer arrested her cause she showed too much crack.

Yo mama so fat the local police hire her for use as a roadblock.

Yo mama so fat when she went through customs at the airport she got arrested for 100 pounds of crack.

Yo mama so stupid she got arrested for shoplifting.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to the police station, she asked a cop to sing "Message in a Bottle".

Yo mama so stupid when someone threw salt at her she called the police and said she was asulted.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sticks her head out the window the police arrest her for mooning.

Yo mama's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

Yo mama's so fat she was standing on a street corner one day and the police came and told her to break it up.

Yo mama's so fat she was standing on the street corner and the police told her to "break it up".

Yo mama's so fat that when shegs standing on the corner police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

Yo mama's so old when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.

Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning!

Yo momma's so groovy, the police pays her to clear unauthorized demonstrations.