Yo mama's so ugly when she was in Egypt the archiologist saw her and ran screaming "The mummy's curse is real!"
Yo mom's is so hairy I seen the yeti taking pictures of her.
Yo momma so hairy the only career she could get is acting as bigfoot.
Yo momma's so hairy that Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma's so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away.
Yo momma’s so dumb she got a saddle for her Trojan horse.
Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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