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Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama so fat they're going to tear her down and put up an office building in her place.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he asked yo mama to move out of the way.
  • Submitted by: madelyn
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she goes "beep beep beep".
Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat when she falls on 12 street she ends up on 21 street.
  • Submitted by: Hello
Yo mama so fat when she farts in space there became an atmosphere on mars.
  • Submitted by: jack
Yo mama so fat when she farts she flies out of this world.
  • Submitted by: Ronald
Yo mama so fat when she gets in the elevator it has to go down.
  • Submitted by: preston
Yo mama so fat when she gets in the elevator she pushed the up button she went down.
Yo mama so fat when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."
  • Submitted by: Lily
Yo mama so fat when she stepped in the elevator she made it free fall to the earths core.
  • Submitted by: Diamond
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the Titanic, it tipped over!
Yo mama so fat when she steps outside she gets stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people shouted "NO! DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!"
  • Submitted by: ed
Yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday.
  • Submitted by: Sans