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Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit in jetBlue!
  • Submitted by: Ronald
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she got tiny little fat mama's orbiting around her.
  • Submitted by: Nagadhiraja
Yo mama so fat she had a refrigerator tied to her waste and everyone thought it was a pager.
Yo mama so fat she has a universe inside her stomach.
Yo mama so fat she has to flush the toilet 7 times.
  • Submitted by: mr_anonymous
Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a satellite dish for a diaphragm.
Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.
  • Submitted by: katty
Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious.
  • Submitted by: Elise
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
  • Submitted by: Herminia
Yo mama so fat she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.
  • Submitted by: ihjnol
Yo mama so fat she used herself to pump up a tire.
  • Submitted by: dquanta
Yo mama so fat she uses a wheel hub as a diaphram...
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
  • Submitted by: Shorty do whopp