Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit in jetBlue!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she got tiny little fat mama's orbiting around her.

Yo mama so fat she had a refrigerator tied to her waste and everyone thought it was a pager.

Yo mama so fat she has a universe inside her stomach.

Yo mama so fat she has to flush the toilet 7 times.

Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a satellite dish for a diaphragm.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious.

Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mama so fat she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.

Yo mama so fat she used herself to pump up a tire.

Yo mama so fat she uses a wheel hub as a diaphram...

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.