Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat she has a universe inside her stomach.

Yo mama so fat she has to flush the toilet 7 times.

Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a satellite dish for a diaphragm.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in.

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade in the summer

Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mama so fat she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.

Yo mama so fat she used herself to pump up a tire.

Yo mama so fat she uses a wheel hub as a diaphram...

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.

Yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet because she’s already world wide.

Yo mama so fat that she rides in the back of a truck to get places.

Yo Mama so fat that when she died and climbed the ladder to the overworld, it tipped over.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn’t laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumps, peolpe in china fall off the world.

Yo mama so fat that when u try to shake her hand, you need a map

Yo mama so fat that when you stand next to her, time stops.

Yo mama so fat that your conception was the real Battle of the Bulge.

Yo mama so fat the army thought her butt hole was a UFO.

Yo mama so fat the Port Authority drags her through the Lincoln Tunnel to clean the sides.

Yo mama so fat the shadow of her butt weighs fifty pounds.

Yo mama so fat the world declared war on her and lost.

Yo mama so fat they had to build the projects around her!

Yo mama so fat they're going to tear her down and put up an office building in her place.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he asked yo mama to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat when she backs up she goes "beep beep beep".