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Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.
Yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet because she’s already world wide.
Yo mama so fat that she rides in the back of a truck to get places.
  • Submitted by: Andy Fletcher
Yo Mama so fat that when she died and climbed the ladder to the overworld, it tipped over.
  • Submitted by: Marissa
Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn’t laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
  • Submitted by: Bristol
Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan.
  • Submitted by: Aeacus
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps, peolpe in china fall off the world.
  • Submitted by: Depravity
Yo mama so fat that when u try to shake her hand, you need a map
Yo mama so fat that when you stand next to her, time stops.
  • Submitted by: WR
Yo mama so fat that your conception was the real Battle of the Bulge.
Yo mama so fat the army thought her butt hole was a UFO.
Yo mama so fat the Port Authority drags her through the Lincoln Tunnel to clean the sides.
Yo mama so fat the shadow of her butt weighs fifty pounds.
Yo mama so fat the world declared war on her and lost.
Yo mama so fat they had to build the projects around her!