Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

Yo mama's so fat she doesn’t fit in this joke.

Yo mama's so fat she don't know wether she's walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Yo mama's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"

Yo mama's so fat she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat she get's her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.

Yo mama's so fat she got a "speed pass" for Dairy Queen.

Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.

Yo mama's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.

Yo mama's so fat she has 48 midnight snacks.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!

Yo mama's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo mama's so fat she has to fall asleep in sections

Yo mama's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

Yo mama's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat she has to screw herself into her underwear.

Yo mama's so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

Yo mama's so fat she made a pregnant woman look skinny.

Yo mama's so fat she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick.

Yo mama's so fat she needs a roadmap to find her ass.

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek

Yo mama's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.