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Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama's so fat "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
  • Submitted by: Life
Yo mama's so fat a scienctist found her foot print and thought he discovered a new species.
Yo mama's so fat after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
  • Submitted by: kobe
Yo mama's so fat and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
Yo mama's so fat each part of her body has a different postcode.
  • Submitted by: J. A. Mc.
Yo mama's so fat her 2 butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud!
  • Submitted by: vought
Yo mama's so fat her ass has it's own time zone.
  • Submitted by: arya azure
Yo mama's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat her baby pictures were taken by satellite
  • Submitted by: T. Le
Yo mama's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
  • Submitted by: Autumn
Yo mama's so fat her belt size is the equator.
  • Submitted by: rock
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky-road.
Yo mama's so fat her high school picture is taken on airfoto.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Yo mama's so fat her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."
  • Submitted by: Juv