Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
Yo mama so fat you use her like a bean bag.
Yo mama so fat, in Willy Wonka's factory, she destroyed everything.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the sun!!!
Yo mama so fat, the Flash died running halfway around her.
Yo mama so fat, they weighed her on the scale and it read: To be continued.
Yo Mama so heavy from fat she’s why Earth is tilted.
Yo Mama's so fat that she can eat your whole house for dinner without dying.
Yo Mama's so fat that she can go a week without food because she eats too much.
Yo Mama's so fat that she decided to take a diet but she ate 10 pounds of chocolate and failed.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes in her car, she and her car explodes.
Yo mama's so thick she stared at a juice bottle because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's fat that whenever she gets a surgery the surgeons use mining equipment!
Yo mama's is so fat that when sits on the toilet her legs go numb.