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Yo Mama so fat

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
  • Submitted by: S. Provencher
Yo mama so fat you use her like a bean bag.
  • Submitted by: Trev
Yo mama so fat, in Willy Wonka's factory, she destroyed everything.
  • Submitted by: Richard
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the sun!!!
  • Submitted by: Richard
Yo mama so fat, the Flash died running halfway around her.
  • Submitted by: Taylor
Yo mama so fat, they weighed her on the scale and it read: To be continued.
  • Submitted by: ****
Yo Mama so heavy from fat she’s why Earth is tilted.
  • Submitted by: Kenzie
Yo Mama's so fat that she can eat your whole house for dinner without dying.
  • Submitted by: Alexis
Yo Mama's so fat that she can go a week without food because she eats too much.
  • Submitted by: Alexis
Yo Mama's so fat that she decided to take a diet but she ate 10 pounds of chocolate and failed.
  • Submitted by: Alexis
Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes in her car, she and her car explodes.
  • Submitted by: Alexis
Yo mama's so thick she stared at a juice bottle because it said concentrate.
  • Submitted by: daved
Yo mama's fat that whenever she gets a surgery the surgeons use mining equipment!
Yo mama's is so fat that when sits on the toilet her legs go numb.
  • Submitted by: Dexter