Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Yo mama's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky-road.

Yo mama's so fat her high school picture is taken on airfoto.

Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pack of franks.

Yo mama's so fat her nick name is "refrigerator magnet."

Yo mama's so fat her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat her toilet has shock absorbers.

Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.

Yo mama's so fat I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat I rolled over twice an I was still on top of her.

Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Yo mama's so fat I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

Yo mama's so fat I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

Yo mama's so fat if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.

Yo mama's so fat it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo mama's so fat last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat no one can talk behind her back.

Yo mama's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.

Yo mama's so fat one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.

Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Yo mama's so fat she can't lose weight, only find it.

Yo mama's so fat she deep-fries her toothpaste.