Yo mother is so fat one might consider her obese.
Yo muma so fat that I became depressed because I didn't see sunlight for a year.
Yo' mama so fat she got her own zip code.
Yo' mama's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol!
You mamas so fat and stupid when the judge said "order in the court" she said "ill have a hamburger and a pepsi"
You're mama so fat when she wearied a dress she looked like a taxi and everyone yelled TAXI!
Your mama is so fat she sat on Walmart and the prices dropped!
Your mamas so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
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