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Yo mama is so heavy that when she turns around she produces easily measurable frame-dragging.
Yo mama so fat when she said beam me up Scotty he said, “I can’t your too heavy.”
Yo Mama so heavy from fat she’s why Earth is tilted.
Yo mama so heavy, the bus' tires go flat when she sits down.
Yo mama's so heavy that when she turns around she produces easily measurable frame-dragging.
Yo mama's so heavy they had to inflate her car's tires with lead.
Yo mama's so heavy when she drives, she needs to get towed.
Yo mama's so heavy, when they put her on the shuttle, it went BACKWARDS!
Yo momma's so fat and heavy, even Psychic being used by every Psychic-type Pokemon in the world at once can't lift her even a little bit.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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