Yo Daddy Jokes

Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.

Yo mama and daddy so ugly when they got married no one came to their wedding.

Yo mama so dumb when yo father said let’s hit the Road she actually hit the road.

Yo mama so fat yo daddy still climbing.

Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy takes her to picture when he goes drinkin' so he'll know to stop drinkin' when she appears to be good-lookin'.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her daddy had to breast feed her...with one arm.

Yo mama so ugly when she was born, her daddy told her mama, "That's the last time we butt fuck!"

Yo mama so ugly yo daddy first laid eyes on her at the pound.

Yo mama's so fat when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat she carries her husband like a baby.

Yo mama's so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".

Yo mama's so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.

Yo mama's so fat when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.

Yo mama's so fat your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat your father punches her in the stomach an rides the waves up to kiss her.

Yo mama's so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama's so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones.

Yo mama's so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.

Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so ugly Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama's so ugly your father kisses her with a stuntman.

Yo mama’s such a ho that "Who’s your daddy?" is a multiple-choice question.

Yo mamma's so stupid when ur dad came from outside ur dad said "it's chilly outside" so ur mom went outside with a spoon and a bowl.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.

Yo momma's so fat that your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.

Yo momma's so fat your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.

Your dad didn't marry Yo mom. He was pulled into her orbit.